The Penis Is the Star of the Show, But Don’t Forget the Supporting Cast

 

Andrew Siegel, MD   Blog # 164

When it comes down to it, the penis is the star of the show, the lead performer, the anchor, and the host that gets all of the attention, credit and limelight. Like a rock star, he is expected to perform consistently—and when it is time for the show to begin, he usually roars onstage to give a 5 star performance; however, truth be told, often lurking deep within is the specter of a meltdown and total bombing of the act, and, for the less experienced performer, doom by stage fright.

What can help ensure his success? Behind every great performer is a cast of supporting players, a pit crew that encourage, boost and work diligently to guarantee a first-rate show. Without this crew, the penis would struggle with his solo act and fail miserably. Sadly, the entourage team gets little to no respect, even though they are essential in order for the penis to shine and stand at tall attention, confidently at center stage.

So, when the house lights dim, the emcee of the show is the penis, the one who rises to the challenge alone, engaging the crowd and timing his delivery flawlessly. The behind-the-scenes team has labored to make this happen. Let us now meet the members of this vital support group. The supporting cast members are the brain, nerves, arteries and the pelvic floor muscles, without which the demanding audience that seeks a stellar and satisfying performance would most certainly boo the penis off the stage.

The brain is the master control of the penis, instructing the nerves to deliver the message to the arteries to flood the penis with blood to assure a “stand-up” performance. These front-end team members have crucial functions in the preparation of the penis for the show, in order to get things rolling. On the other hand, the pelvic floor muscles are the members of the pit crew who work the back-end, responsible for maintenance of the “outstanding” performance of the penis, ensuring staying power in order to complete the act and its culmination in a loud round of applause from the enthusiastic crowd and perhaps cries for an encore.

The pelvic floor muscles are situated between the scrotum and the anus, known in medical terminology as the “perineum,” but better known in slang as the “taint,” because “it ain’t there (scrotum) and it ain’t there (anus).” Why should this nether region, located between “bottom of the balls and the butthole” garner any respect at all? Like New Orleans and Rio de Janeiro, with “checkerboard” neighborhoods boasting lavish mansions located adjacent to slum housing, so, too, this area is some very valuable human real estate that should never be sold short—for here reside the all-important cast members, the pelvic floor muscles, as well as critical-for-erection nerves and arteries.

The pelvic floor muscles form the floor of the pelvis, bridging the gap between the pubic bone and the tailbone, supporting the pelvic organs and surrounding the base of the star performer, thereby supporting rigid erections and ejaculation. If these members of the supporting cast went on strike, not only would organs plunge out of our pelvis causing us to be diapered like an infant, but also our star performer would be rendered in a perpetual state of flaccidity. He might be able to eek out a meager stand up routine, but his posture would be poor, his confidence lacking and he would be unable to finish the act to his and the audience’s satisfaction, inevitably failing.

Another muscle that works industriously behind the scenes, but gets little credit, is the diaphragm. It’s the heart and lungs that get all the respect and celebrity. The diaphragm is a crucial supporting cast member and its relationship to the lungs is similar to the relationship of the pelvic floor muscles to the penis.

The diaphragm and the pelvic floor muscles have much in common. The diaphragm and the pelvic floor form the roof and the floor, respectively, of our core muscles. The diaphragm separates the chest from the abdomen, while the pelvic floor muscles separate the pelvis from the perineum. The diaphragm supports the heart and lungs that rest on top of it, while the pelvic floor muscles support the pelvic organs that rest on top of them. The diaphragm has openings for the esophagus (the canal connecting the throat to the stomach) and the vena cava (the major vein of the body) and aorta (the major artery of the body), while the pelvic floor muscles have openings for the urinary tract and rectum.

The diaphragm descends when it contracts while the pelvic floor muscles ascend when they contract. A contraction of the diaphragm decreases pressure in the chest, causing inhalation of air, while relaxation of the diaphragm causes the exhalation of air; the diaphragm thus plays a critical role in supporting the function of the lungs, and without a functioning diaphragm, we would be hard pressed to breathe. Pelvic floor muscle contraction pinches closed the urethra and the rectum, maintaining control, while pelvic floor relaxation is necessary to urinate and move one’s bowels. Aside from urinary and bowel control, the pelvic floor muscles are responsible for erectile rigidity and are the motor of ejaculation. Via external compression on the inner part of the penis, they enhance rigidity by aiding closure of veins and elevating the blood pressure within the penis so that it is sky-high—a hypertensive penis—causing bone-like rigidity and a rock-star erection. Without well-toned and functioning pelvic floor muscles, one’s sexual, urinary and bowel health suffer dramatically.

In conclusion, for the smooth and flawless functioning of our star—and for the achievement of superstar status—it is critical to have top-notch, skilled, behind-the-scenes supporting cast members. To ensure that the supporting cast members do their best, they need to be well taken care of. In the case of the pelvic floor muscles, targeted exercise makes for a happy, healthy, and hard working support team—one that can go a long, long way in enhancing the capabilities of our star and preventing his performance from going south. Without the help of such a supporting cast, stellar status would be impossible to achieve.

The reason that the Oscars always run overtime is because the winning stars take endless minutes thanking everyone on their team, knowing they could never have risen to fame and glory without them!

Bottom Line: No penis “is an island,” and “it takes a village.” Respect the “pit team” that works behind the scenes to keep the penis performing like a star. Exercise is the best medicine, and pelvic floor muscles can and should be worked out just like other muscles of the body in order to achieve pelvic fitness. The Private Gym pelvic floor instructional DVD and resistance training equipment will give you the means of keeping the pelvic floor muscle support team in tip-top shape and help to ensure an impressive performance!

 

Andrew Siegel, M.D.

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2 Responses to “The Penis Is the Star of the Show, But Don’t Forget the Supporting Cast”

  1. Mitchell Radow Says:

    Hi Andy,

    Wonderfully written article. I loved it! I hope you and all your family are doing well.

    These last few weeks, I have been teaching English at a Summer School for Italian teenagers. They are in a program which sends them from Italy to London for a couple of weeks. They live at a University and every other day, the students are taken on tours around London and also to other parts of the UK. The following day they attend English lessons for 6 hours, and I’m one of the teachers. Thus far I have been doing quite well, as both the Course Director and the students love my teaching. When the Summer School ends, Monika and I will travel to Florida for a week to see my parents.

    All the best,

    Mitchell

    • Our Greatest Wealth Is Health Says:

      Good to hear from you, Mitchell. I am very happy that the teaching is going well and that you are finding it rewarding. You have stumbled into some interesting positions and opportunities!
      Regards to your bride!
      Best,
      Andy

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